Funny Anecdotes

Two funny Charlotte anecdotes from today:
1) She was sitting on the couch and had one of her "monumental poops" and after she was finished, she raises both legs in the air and says, "Hey mom does it stink?" NICE.
2) As we were changing our clothes from a jaunt out in the snow, Charlotte noticed my bracelet and said, "Why are you wearing that, mom?". I said, "So everyone will know that I'm your mom." She replied (with I think as much sarcasm as a 3.5 year old can muster), "I think everyone knows that you're my mom." I really think if she knew better, she would have rolled her eyes as well just for effect!
Too funny!